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Fan: In the season finale, you bit Jared... What did he taste like?
Mark: Like syrup. Fake blood tastes like sugary syrup. I didn't actually bite him! Didja think I snuck in a lick?
Fan (in audience): Chocolate moose!
Mark: Yeah, that's right. He's a chocolate moose.
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playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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idjitsinthepandorica:

end-game-destiel:

oi-fishface-lose-something:

Fuck

*chokes violently*

So did dean

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theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

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seblainesparkles:

motherfuckingoakenshield:

we fly like paper

Oh god this is perfect.

this looks like an introduction for a reality tv show. 

10 hours ago on May 24th | J | 43,592 notes

When I’m getting my soy vanilla latte and the girl in front of me takes ten minutes to order two drinks

piperlenox:

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the-mischievous-hybrid:

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